Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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