We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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