Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
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