im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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