They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
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You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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