I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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