Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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