in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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