I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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