theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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