You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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