Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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