yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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