handjob tips. give me some.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Im part way to drunk.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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