Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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