in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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