We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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