Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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