Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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