he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
The feeling are messing with the penis
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
He has the fingertips of a God
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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