He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
my poor anus
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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