How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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