I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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