More tranny stories later!
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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