Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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