omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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