butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
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If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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