We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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