Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Of course I have a pirate flag
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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