i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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