We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Randomize
