I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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