I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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