I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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