I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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