You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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