Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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