fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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