and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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