508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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