thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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