If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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