Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Randomize