yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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