And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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