can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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