I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
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Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
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