tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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