3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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