You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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