Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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