I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
My hand turned me down
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
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it's like heaven, but drunker
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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