Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I AM VODKA MAN
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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