Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
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Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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