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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
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found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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